🛩️ FLAPPY CEO 🛩️ BON VOYAGE BOSS!

Help the CEO survive the business trip!

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📋 WE'RE HIRING A NEW CEO 📋

🎵 Boss Level: IMPOSSIBLE 🎵

💥 MISSION FAILED! 💥

The CEO got hit by a missile!

Bombs Dodged: 0

"I'll be back... with souvenirs!" - CEO

✈️ BON VOYAGE, BOSS! ✈️

Dear CEO,

We know you'll navigate this business trip
just like you navigated this game...

...probably crashing into things.

But seriously, have an amazing trip! 🌍
We'll try not to burn the office down.

(No promises though)

- With love (and slightly concerned),
The Workwala Team 💙

📋 APPLY FOR HIS JOB

📰 BREAKING NEWS: CEO spotted dodging responsibilities AND missiles 🚀 | 💼 OFFICE UPDATE: Free snacks while boss is away! 🍕 | 🔥 URGENT: Someone left the coffee machine on... again ☕ | 📈 STOCKS: Employee happiness up 200% (boss can't see this right?) 📊 | 🛩️ FLIGHT UPDATE: CEO's plane has WiFi, he's checking Slack 😱 | 🎉 REMINDER: Party at the office starts NOW 🎊 | 📰 EXCLUSIVE: CEO's out-of-office auto-reply just says "💪" | 🌍 TRAVEL ALERT: Business class confirmed - our budget is crying 💸